STUPID WRAP

STUPID WAS A SAINT ABOUT FOUR FOOT THREE
A LITTLE KNOWN FOOL OF THE DEITIES.
HE HAD A BROKEN HALO ALTHOUGH SOME SAID,
IT COULD OF BEEN A FLY BUZZIN ROUND HIS HEAD. 

SAINT STUPID, SAY WHO
SAINT STUPID, SAY WHAT
SAINT STUPID, SAY HUH?
HE SAID "SO FAR, SO WHAT".

NOW EVERY APRIL FIRST AT THE HOUR OF NOON
WE DANCE DOWN THE STREET BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON.
WE DO THE SOCK EXCHANGE WE BLESS THE BANKS A BUNCH
THEN WE ALL LOOK TO STUPID FOR THE FAST FREE LUNCH.

DOWN THRU THE PAGES OF HISTORY
THE PATRON SAINT OF YOU AND ME 
OF CIVILIZATIONS AND PARKING METERS TOO
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S FUNNY CUZ YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TRUE

SAINT STUPID, SAY WHO
SAINT STUPID, SAY WHAT
SAINT STUPID, SAY HUH?
FREE THE LUNCH, HOLD THE MAYO

OF ALL THE PARADES THAT WE HAVE DONE,
THE ROSE, THE ORANGE, THE WASHINGTON,
THE PASADENA DOO-DAH, THE FORTY NINER ROMP,
BEST OF ALL IS THE SAINT STUPID STOMP.

THE FIRST OF APRIL SOME DO SAY
IS SET ASIDE FOR ALL FOOLS DAY.
BUT WHY THE PEOPLE CALL IT SO,
NOR I NOR THEY THEMSELVES DO KNOW!!

I KNOW I KNOW BUT YOU KNOW YOU NEVER KNOW
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I KNOW
I KNOW
BUT YA NEVER KNOW.       ad infinitum

                 words by bishop joey, fcll